The Latest Fashion Cover Up

I, Jean X have now seen it all. Each week I catch up on the lastest in the denim market- the good, the bad and the absurd. This is the latter of the three. I don't know if I should LOL or be mortified.

This is their tagline: "If you're going to show them, make sure they're worth seeing."
I see a "cover up" here folks- definitely a fashion conspiracy. Designer Kimberly Brewer has created Backtacular and they're made to cover your unsightly butt crack with some bling. This takes patched jeans to a whole new level. Seriously- so you know your crack is showing because your premium jeans run extremely low and now you have a way to draw even more attention to it by covering your crack with a decorative patch. It almost looks like a birth control or nicotine patch that's patterned. Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, (I would hope so, so you don't end up like those poor babies with the diaper burns) adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the upper cleft of the buttocks. Each package comes with two replacent tapes. What do you think? Should they develop a casual work day style for plumbers?

I really want to hear from you on this one. Does anyone out there wear these? Convince me that this is truly fashion and I will write a new review. That's my story and I'm sticking to it- well, I guess you can say, it will stick to you! Check out the latest styles at myXjeans.com. We'll try to cover you in all the right places.